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You probably see Mall Santas all over the month of December. Mall Santas tend to dress like Santa. They wear:

  • A long white beard.
  • A Santa hat.
  • A fluffy red and white suit.
  • A brown belt.
  • A pair of glasses.

Mall Santas are FAKE. They are usually fat with rosy red cheeks and you find them in any mall, sitting on a great big chair, big enough for at least 3 people. Parents take their kids to Mall Santas and they sit on his lap, he asks them what they want for Christmas and then they tell him and take a photo. But they report back to Santa on what the kids want because he cannot read their minds. So mall santaèsdo play a big role.

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